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Blasphemy From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 hours old)

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect people having belief they must not be allo… more

Pudsey Police From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 hours old)

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people are coerced into it by exerting peer pressure at… more

spellwrought From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (21 hours old)

According to the mark on the bottom of this small hand-made casket of wood, the casket was made on 30 November 1959, so this year this thing is 50 years old. My father bought this casket as one of… more

timebound From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (21 hours old)

NOVEMBER 21 NOVEMBER 27 Birthday of Antinous in 111 NOVEMBER 30 Death Day of Oscar Wilde in 1900 previous November: http://ohlala007.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/most-wonderful-time-of-a-ye… more

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a Tory cabinet. Is he having a laugh, at this ra… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

A unique calendar for 2010 From shakeberry ^Pro in The Yellow Submarine (1 day old)

Roadkill calendar proves surprisingly popular By MILES ERWIN - Wednesday, November 18, 2009 Fed up with the usual calendars featuring semi-naked models, cute puppies or rural scenes? Well how about… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

Swordfish From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

Will I ever stay awake beyond the bit where Halle Berry is wearing those little orange pants?… more

Lunatic Drivers From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

What is the problem with waiting at Traffic Lights? On my way to Sainsburys tonight this mad bitch decided not to wait at the lights but drove her fucking enormous pig ugly Rangerover around the th… more

International rescue! From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (2 days old)

All right, so I wasn't quite as well turned out as a Lady Penelope Creighton Ward and my pink roller was certainly nowhere to be seen, but I carried out a daring rescue the other night on Oxford Road.… more

Moorcock to write Dr Who Novel From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

Reading the BBC News pages today I discovered that Michael Moorcock has been asked by the BBC to write an all new Dr Who novel. Ohhhhhh I thought that will be interesting given Mike's interest in mult… more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

Fishy From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (3 days old)

How is it the smell of fish clings to everything, permeates everywhere and hangs around forever? Having griddled trout last night for tea (not a brilliant idea as it turned out, but the griddle pan… more

Mellow Yellow From shakeberry ^Pro in Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate (4 days old)

I've had a really relaxed and lovely day, birthday messages galore, on texts, facebook, blogs, letters and cards. For me words are what means the most, some of the most important people in my life tod… more

Hello Santa! From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (4 days old)

On the theme of Santa, I ran into him on the escalators of Kendals department store on Thursday evening. He came up behind me as I was exiting the lingerie department. (A small shopping trip designed,… more

Turning 30 From shakeberry ^Pro in Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate (5 days old)

Or 31 to people who are supposedly blood related....but I digress. I have finally worked so much stuff out this year, it's been a crazy up and down year. I have found my career finally, and I have st… more

MEME - Stolen shamlessly from Jembajr... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (5 days old)

Sociable Quiz - 20 Questions 1. Three names you go by, other than your given name: Little what is that?MagiK 2. Three screen names you've had: MMTLucid IllusionsTypical Scouse 3. Three physical thi… more

Using my blog for exactly what I opened it for... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (5 days old)

Memories!!!! This is a scan of the little piece of card that Tanya read from at our wedding. It was so cute, everyone laughed, even the registrar. I just thought "awwwww perfect!!!!" Click… more

Cobblers... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (5 days old)

"Project Camelot" is probably the biggest load of silly nonsense I have read in absolutely ages. It's such nonsense I can't be bothered to cut and paste a link. If you have time to waste, find it for … more

And if you thought the Purplesabs was Weird From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 days old)

Here is Joan Rivers introducing Husker Du … more

X Factor From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 days old)

Blimey I have never watched the X Factor before ever, but tonight the Powder Monkey was watching it and she is only nine. I think I must be in shock, it was just bizarre as all the acts were coache… more

Edinburgh Food Palaces and a bit of Art Deco From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

As readers will know the happy crew spent last weekend in Edinburgh and what a discovery we made. Just over the road from the Cabinet of Dr Caligari Travelodge in St Marys was this place A … more

2012 From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 days old)

So the world is going to end in 2012 according to the film. The bad news is that its going to happen after the Olympics… more

GO GET MY ALBUM NOWW!!! From ChrisMusicOwens in The Life of Chris Owens (7 days old)

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Whiz Bang From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 days old)

I think I may have done a better job of this that David Heathcote Two parts whisky One part white vermouth dash orange bitters dash absinthe dash grenadine… more

New Video for "Might Be A Fool" From ChrisMusicOwens in The Life of Chris Owens (7 days old)

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I see I can fix my tags! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (8 days old)

It's hassle but because I'm not a moaner (ish) I would just like to thank blog.co.uk for the opportunity to do this. You're succeeding in winning me back!… more

Consistency From shakeberry ^Pro in Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate (8 days old)

Consistency is a word that in theory I'm not known for, I have an up and down approach to just about everything I do, which is why some jobs I don't keep or can't do. Accounts is a structured professi… more