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Touched by History From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (21 hours old)

A designer popped in to see me today. He's working on a project about Morcambe and Wise and had one of Eric Morcambe's BBC diaries. He let me handle it, what a thrill and an honour. … more

Shipscook is a Prize Winner From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (21 hours old)

Howzabout that then - my travel guide to the Paris of Ernest Hemingway has been selected as one of the top Simonseeks travel guides for October and netted me a cool £200 in cash. Read it here if yo… more

You know you're turning 30 when.... From shakeberry ^Pro in Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate (23 hours old)

You feel utterly cynical about most things. After seeing theravingloons lastest blog entry it has reminded me of what good music was. Nowadays it is full of computerised fake vocals, skinny bints gyra… more

Travelodges From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

I know they are cheapish but do they really have to be so scuddy. In the one I stayed in last week the fixtures and fittings were all so wonky that when I woke up I thought I was in a German Expressio… more

Leonard Cohen From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

£90 quid for a ticket plus £4.50 booking fee. Sod that if I want to listen to something depressing I can go to work and be paid to do it. … more

Train Announcements From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

These are genuine announcements made over the train tannoy on our very long journey up to Edinburgh the other week "There will be some sort of service provided" "There is only one piece of bacon… more

Edinburgh Fire Magic and Vodka From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

Well as regular readers know we have been up and down to Edinburgh for the last few weekends only I have been too lazy to post anything thanks to that bloody virus I had the other week. So trip one… more

True Blood From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

C'mon its a bit rubbish isn't it? and aren't you just bored to the pointy back teeth with those sensitive misunderstood vampire types. Bring back proper evil blood sucking vampires like this o… more

I had to laugh... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

Rupert Murdoch is threatening to stop all his publications appearing in Google News. That will raise the quality of Google News. The bias in his rags does this Australian dinosaur no favours.… more

Strangeness on eBay From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I was about to list some of my old computer science books on eBay, but they wanted me to list them with free postage. I have asked for that in the Post Office before now, but they just laughed. Pre… more

A planet I visited today. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I'm building up to an intellectually stimulating post, by playing a little Spore in between putting stuff on eBay. As you may be able to see, I just terraformed this place to T1 for its inhabitant… more

Waiting for the Man From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

I'm at home waiting for an electrician. He will be here between 8 and 1pm they say. Whats the betting it will be when I am in the khazi (for Americans that is a polite form of toilet he he). Any… more

Everybodies doing it From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

I'm knackered so rather than expend too much creative energy writing about the weekend I thought I'd give this a go 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? … more

Edit your tags From shakeberry ^Pro in Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate (3 days old)

No fuck off, I pay for your supposedly elite service, so you fucking do it for me.... That is all. … more

Beware of this one! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

This scam looks quite realistic, and could potentially be VERY nasty indeed. The clickable link goes to somewhere in Russia, that will attempt to run a PHP program on your computer. Avoid!… more

Rage Against The Machine, Bullet In Your Head... From shakeberry ^Pro in The Yellow Submarine (6 days old)

  This time the bullet cold rocked ya A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika Nothin' proper about ya propaganda Fools follow the rules when the set commands ya They said it was blue Wh… more

Deleted User tags From shakeberry ^Pro in Epiphany Of The Jaded Reprobate (6 days old)

One of 4 messages I got left in a week on here....they have deleted tags over 5 words of length.... I am comfortably into my writing and poetry, and regulary sending articles into different places an… more

Lemmy Peerage News From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

I got a very charming letter from David Cameron this morning about my proposal for a peerage for Lemmy. In it he says "This is certainly an interesting proposal, and I am sure Lemmy would live… more

This is how its done From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

A lot of people round our way are whingeing about the local council having given us wheelie bins for food and garden waste. Personally I think they are much better than the bags because you can do … more

I Haz it Off! From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Fat Munkey putz I in a box an takz I to the vetz thiz mornin. Vetman pokes me about an puts a cold fing on me chest then he sez I is much better, no mor flaky skin, so I'z can haz me trumpet off so… more

I'm keeping this simple for Alan. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

I'm going to keep it simple because Alan Johnson has problems understanding science, evidence, truth, and above all he seems to have enormous difficulty understanding classifications. Or perhaps he is… more

Four Great Religious Truths From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: … more

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous to be sending out mixed messages about drugs.… more

My Deleted Tags From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Only a few but still bloody annoying customer-don't-care-a-bit-thanks | peter-cushing-must-have-needed-the-money | let-the-train-cause-the-strain… more

The fuss about tags. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (7 days old)

I'm a bit baffled, I must confess, at the fury that has broken out here. On occasion, I have pointed out to people that they have forgotten to separate their tags with commas, resulting in a huge tag … more

In fact, that's just so shit... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (7 days old)

How the fuck else am I supposed to tag "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"??????? Its the name of the fucking film. God I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not chance am I paying for this a… more

Destroy my blog history please! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (7 days old)

Some of the tags that have been deleted were very important to me. Especially the Tess ones, but hey thanks for doing this bcuk! And to be informed in a message WITHOUT links to the blogs so I can… more

Moomin insomnia cure From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (8 days old)

Well, almost. I have found a way of getting myself off to sleep. Moomin books. Really, a couple of chapters and I'm fit to drop. Of course, they don't keep me asleep and they have inspired th… more

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (8 days old)

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs advisor, Professor Nutt, for daring to disagree… more

Ukraine's got talent too From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (10 days old)

Interesting what brings the house down in one country and what sets televisions alight in another. (Though not literally, more's the pity). We got that Scottish woman didn't we and somehow got… more